Monica

I am just like you, except the fact that i'm not. I am definitely not your everyday average type maldita. I believe I am sheltered, vain, cynical, very paranoid and harmful at nighttime. I am only 25% Chinese, but a 100% licensed demonita. I'm also an advocate of the theory that masochist + sadist = true love. If you love me you can give me a jaguar ( the car, that is), a lifetime supply of chupa chups and strepsils, and peace of mind. I usually dress up and dress down, dirty dance, discard stereotypes, whine, sleep late, bite deep, get lost (literally), don't move a lot, dramatize, adore, expect too much. I ignore self-absorbed people. I don't admit my mistakes. And if you really want to know, I don't like being duplicated, being ignored, abusive individuals, spiders, cockroaches, animals that swim, mathematics, people who think they're much more than they really are, stereotypes, sarcasm, and copycat freeloaders.